A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer...
As the amazed newcomer...
Well-earned Shiners
A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes.
"Whoa!" said the bartender. "Who gave you those black eyes?"
"Nobody gave anything to me," said the man. "I had to fight like hell for them."
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