A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer...
As the amazed newcomer...
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this some kind of joke?!"
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