Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
My key won't fit in this lock, can you open the door?
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
My key won't fit in this lock, can you open the door?
Knock Knock - Lettuce
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
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