Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock - Butter
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
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Annie who?
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Iran who?
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Tank who?
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Who's there?
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Mikey who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
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Alpaca who!
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