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Business One-liners II

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aquinas

Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living.

Boldly going forward because we cannot find reverse.

Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.

Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.

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