A proton walks into a bar and announces that the world is about to end.
"Are you sure?" Asked the Bartender.
"I'm positive," the proton responded.
"Are you sure?" Asked the Bartender.
"I'm positive," the proton responded.
A belligerent drunk
A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a huge, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of wimps!" A sudden silence descends.
After a moment he asks "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on the other side of the bar are all milktoast!" Once again, the bar is silent.
He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man.
"You got a problem, buddy?"
"Oh no; I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."
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