Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock - Tank

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock Knock - Lettuce

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock - Iran

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock - Dawn

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

Knock Knock - Butter

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock Knock - Lisa

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Knock Knock - Annie

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie body you want me to be sugar!

Knock Knock - Alpaca

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who!
Alpaca the suitcase, you packa the car!

Knock Knock - Mikey

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
My key won't fit in this lock, can you open the door?

Knock Knock - Aaron

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

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